2/17/2005

Livewrong

I know some of you out there will agree with and support the Arizona folks in a good cause. Please give, it's for the good of us all. This is a quote/mission statement off their website livewrong:
The creators of the LIVEWRONG armband want you to enjoy this armband however you choose. Let's be honest, we want you to buy them. I don't care if you use it as a beer coaster or a cat collar. Its all up to you. We're all cyclists, and we ride it all: Road, mountain, fixed, singlespeed, gay unicycles, whatever. And we punch cars if they cut us off in traffic. Sometimes. But it hurts our hands, so sometimes we just throw water bottles or kick them instead. Those who LIVEWRONG might... Live in the woods to save a few bucks on rent, or in a van, down by the river... Not chase the corporate dream... Not watch fox news... Slap a retired sticker on their truck at 30 and make a go at it selling veggie burritos at dead cover band concerts... Tune in, turn on, and drop out... Distrust people who wear dress slacks, unless they bought them at the thrift store for $2 bucks like you did... Believe Evil Knievel is the greatest living example of the American Dream, besides Jenna Jameson... Think EPO stands for "Entering Paris On-time", and it ain't no more dangerous than a of glass of orange juice... Think Danzig had it coming when Danny knocked him out on the Res last year... Consistently give soccer moms all safe and secure in their H2s the finger (please make sure to have the armband in corresponding hand)... Think America is a maelstrom of feel-good corruption that is devoid of any real truth (whatever that means)... Hate reading so much they never get this far down the page.
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