1/19/2006
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i'm ok to ski after dark, i finished at the last possible moment that i could make the turns around the center. similar to little french but that was a straight line. skiing by braille. another foot or so last night, perhaps not exactly a foot but pretty damn close. my head wants to be on the hill today, no chance of that, although i think i could get away with it.
remember that show from 80s, V or something like that? the aliens drank sour milk. my coffee today has cream in it that smells like mayonnaise, i'm not nervous but it does sort of freak me out a touch. mmmmmmm mayonnaise. mayonnaise is under rated as a coffee additive, i wonder if that's b/c of the vegans, do they really have a big enough lobby to overtake the mayonnaise lobby? are vegans even in washington? i would think the puppy-eating, baby seal dissecting culture on capitol hill would out shout the vegan lobby in their weakened state from lack of dairy products.
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As for the coffee, I'd be a little nervous. Mayo isn't what I'd want in my Joe. If you have a bad reaction, I hope you find blue water. We (the guys at my work) talk about how disgusting our bathroom is all the time. It's the main conversation. Yesterday they installed these little air fresheners behind every stall. Not only do they dispense something, but they have little fans blowing it out. It's funny to see. Sometimes that cleanser smell can be worse than the odor you are trying to cover. They seem to morph into a half hazmat/ half poo bouquet. Throw in that it is probably toxic, and I just vote for installing The 10 Stall Commandments on every stall door. The first five are the same: Thou Shalt Mercy Flush.
i saw some bozo riding down boulder canyon this morning on his mtn bike with those clamp-on mitts. thought of you.
here at work the men's room is next to the ladies room....
when you sit at the stall to do your business...
be that dropping the kids off at the pool
or
pinching a loaf
whatever be your pleasure
it is amusing that the urinals seem to be adjoined through the walls
so when you rest your bum on the seat it raises the seat in the ladies room
and well
when the lady in the other room gets up from her seat
your seat drops down with a little thud
it is an odd little see saw game
personally I never thought that the teeter totter was the place for taking a dump
oh....
do you recall the stand up urinals in the men's room at TRACKS....
face to face
if another man was peeing while you were peeing
there you were face to face
as if you were peeing on each other
most certainly some people must have gotten stage fright
while others...
may have stepped into the stalls and gotten lucky
not me....
as that was never my flavor
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