after

i got lucky i didn't try and beat the rain on the lunch ride, i waited an extra few minutes only to see the hardest rain and hail i have ever seen. no lunch ride. around the lake after work, higher redneck factor than normal, a few way too close, no need for that, my fat hips weren't even that far over the line, assholes. i think the one guy who got closer to hitting me than the others was in a hurry to get home to beat his wife. i can only imagine the rage; those damn cyclists trying to ride my road, while i am trying to get home to get my fat ass onto my couch.